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A Drunken Fool1. INT. A BAR NIGHTSitting at a run-down smoky bar, TOM, a middle-aged photographer, while drunk tells a story to a off-screen character.TOM(Mumbling loudly)Whats my problem? Ill tell you my problem. See, I work my ass off all day, Im a photographer and a really shitty one. I cant count to do anything right even if I try my hardest. I let my nephew and his friends down. Tom takes a prototypic coolness, starting a line of empty shot glasses. Takes a long pause and starts talking again. Looks up and thinks.2.INT. 16th BIRTHDAY PARTY - DAYCamera changes to a dream state to our first glance of Tom talking to Brian at Brians Birthday party.TOM(Narration)See, I was at my nephews 16th birthday party and I was trying to impress him and his friends. I told them about my job, that I meet a lot of famous people and how good I have it. I told them Ive met people like Madonna, Steve Gutenberg, Ol grime Bastard, and Arnold Schwarzennegger.ah fuck you know what I mean. Shot chan ges to Tom and Brian sitting at the party.TOM(talking to Brian)..So you see, thats what I do. I meet all sorts of people.BRIAN(impressed by story)So can my friends film you and me for our project.TOMHuh, yeah sure. But you have to deject your uncle another beer.3. EXT. CLOSES HIS TRUNK DAYTom takes a present moment shot and adds it beside the first empty shot glass. TOM(Narrating)Brian and his little friends decided to follow me around for the day filming my job and what I do. I got my first tip of the day from my friend Chuck, he told me the great batman himself Adam West was to be having lunch downtown. It was a great tip and was totally hush-hush. So I was on my way.Shot fades to Tom packing his truck and then closing it. The kids are playing around with the camera. Kids become disinterested with Tom and spot a hot woman walking by. The camera quickly pans to the woman walking by.BRIAN(to his friend)Quit it man.. pay attention. We need to be serious.The team arrives at a park. They get out of the car and grab their gear. Tom gets dressed in an outrageous costume. Having a hollow garbage can suspended around him and leaves in his fuzz he begins to wait.TOM(trying to regain their attention)